An e-mail went out from our office manager, first to me, then cc'ed to the office mailing list, regarding the lack of sandwich ingredients in the office fridge. It included the missive, "if I am found dead in a ditch with perfectly spaced, horizontal burned marks about the cheeks, it will be clear to everyone WHO to suspect of foul play!"
which, while adorable, is just silly. :D First of all, it's terribly reasonable to ask me to bring in my own sandwich ingredients from home. And secondly, if you were going to kill somebody with a panini grill, you'd either use it as a bludgeon, or use the cord to garotte him, neither of which would leave burn marks.
As I type I am grilling up my nth organic whole grain nitrate-free turkey, pastrami, and skim mozzarella panini. THE SPICE MUST FLOW
Comments (5)
I have been waiting for another blog entry for a long time.
This made me laugh hard enough, that it was totally worth the wait.
-Surmuck
<3
Posted by Surmuck | August 14, 2007 3:46 PM
Posted on August 14, 2007 15:46
About *which* cheeks, hmmmm?
And perhaps the grill marks would not have been the method of demise, rather to serve as a warning to others who might cross paths with the panini bandit...
Posted by Kraggard | August 16, 2007 9:30 AM
Posted on August 16, 2007 09:30
Panini grills are more suited for torture rather then execution. Speaking of panini though, I had the best sandwich last week, prosciutto, black pepper salami, and swiss on light rye. On a scale of 1 to 10 it was super-awesome.
Posted by Aaron | August 16, 2007 11:39 AM
Posted on August 16, 2007 11:39
Hold on. Your office garuntees sandwich ingredients in its fridge for communal use?
Posted by Action Ranger Timmy | August 17, 2007 11:22 PM
Posted on August 17, 2007 23:22
We have a selection of drinks, organic fruit, snacks, dark chocolate bars, and until recently, sandwich ingredients in the communal kitchen for all to help themselves. If they had a shower here, I'd never go home.
Posted by Aya | August 22, 2007 1:14 PM
Posted on August 22, 2007 13:14