Blog of Magic Cheese

I like working where I work because instead of simple, "A bottle broke during shipment and some of 'em are sticky" e-mail, we get gems like these:

While unpacking our recently arrived bounty of beverages, I noticed that one of the Juice Squeeze boxes was a bit, uhh, soggy. Opening flexible package revealed the gaping, broken mouth of what was once a perfectly formed Blackberry Pomegranate Juice Squeeze. While I applaud the Blackberry Pomegranate's daring attempt to escape homogeneity (I assume the explosion was a suicide), the resulting carnage bathed his brothers in a sea of Blackberry Pomegrate gore.

Before placing one of these traumatized bottles in the fridge, please rinse them off so as not to afflict your fellow employees with a blood-prickling surprise. Unless, you know, you're just evil like that.

Your Aya fortune of the day reads: Ware ye the spicy tofu and vegetable soup of the Koreans, for it shall stain your fingertips bright, bright red.