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September 25, 2006

Shameless

Went to dim sum with Janice and Jesse for a shameless display of gluttony, went to the mall to pick up Okami, Jesse's latest video game in a shameless display of consumerism, then it was on to the movie theatre for The Protector, which was the most shameless of all.

Having learned from Ong Bak not to deal with such matters as "plot", "dialogue", and "subtlety", Jesse and I shamelessly enjoyed long gratuitous fight scenes and an hour and a half of Tony Jaa being amazing. "Oh look, here's a tower of 50 men! I'll destroy them all!" "Now the bad guys are over here in this building! I will walk in, scream, and take them ALL ON."

It was a good Sunday. God, I want to train.

September 27, 2006

Tea grinds

With work continuing on apace at the ever awesome office, I have taken the following notes on the comparison between working in the office and at home:

1) Butt scratching and nose picking at work severely frowned upon

2) No more working in bed

3) Eating at work still ok

4) Farting highly discouraged

5) No wushu at work

So far, it's great. They have tea, just as I have tea at home. There is fruit to eat, just like the fruit at home. Sometimes there is cake, which is never at home. And my daylight drinking has gone through the roof since starting here. It's gone from: 'None At All' to 'Whoo! Meeting!' It's good to work for pirates.

And while the bodily constraints may be something to get used to, it's all made worth it by the fact that my immediate supervisor sits just to my left. I catch him looking over at me occasionally with what would be an inscrutable expression were I not so intimately acquainted with the looks from people that follow the odd through life. It's something along the lines of, "Is she going to shoot flames across the surface of her desk? ... Is that a family of voles she has living in her wastebasket?"

I'm sure that his more realistic concerns are that I'm going to prove unreliable, unstable, and untrustworthy, but right under that there's the concern Desk Fire.

It may all be because of my boss. My boss is delightfully quirky. He's been clomping around the office in these large galoshy leather boots and three piece wool suits all week. While this is fantastic if you are the tried-and-proven man in charge that everybody knows is competent, it's much more questionable in the new guy underling. And since (I believe) my boss was one of the people that thought I should work here, the concern may be that I'll turn out to be more of the 'secretly collecting everybody's toenail parings after work' variety of weird than 'harmless and amusing'.

Last week I wore a bronze headband to work. I'll have to come up with something new for when the supervisor gets back from vacation. I wouldn't want his job to become boring. Yo ho ho!

September 28, 2006

Ninja Pirate

Here is a picture I took (warning: popup) my first week in the office, while attempting to learn Mac OSX.

I wrapped my acrylic FIFA 2006 scarf around my head and applied some random filter or other, and presto! A new age assassin is here to relieve you of your life and possibly your easily portable valuables.

I like to think that the glow is from the firelight screensaver of your monitor, and that picture is the last sight you see before I draw my shining silver iPod nano and bludgeon you for the crimes your CEO committed against my neighborhood Comp USA.

All that will be left to tell your grieving family of what occurred is a stick of SD RAM placed gently on your forehead.

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